There are a lot of things in life I wish I was better at. Flirtation is one of them. I wish I was very good at flirting with girls I like in ways which are respectful yet let them get the drift. I have had crushes on a number of women throughout my life and have only been able to successfully seduce a few of them. Part of this, I'm sure stems from the lack of confidence which has plagued me throughout my life which is only now starting to disappear. Right now my standard flirtation with girls is something out of elementary school.
Step 1: meet girl, decide I like her
Step 2: make fun of her with 80-95% of the words that come out of my mouth (because it is the only way I know how to pay the proper attentions)
Step 3: tell her friends I like her (as if it wasn't obvious already)
Step 4: get disappointed when I find out she wants to be "just friends."
Step 5: find new girl, repeat.
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